So for the last few days, I’ve been throwing out some nicely nutty ideas for ridiculously cool sounding film/comic/TV crossovers on my Facebook account. At the suggestion of one of my workmates, I’ve collected ’em all here.
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #1:
ENCOM has been bought out…. by OmniConsumerProducts. While OCP techs root through their newly acquired archives, CLU escapes the program world into a new prototype Robocop, and the aging Murphy must face his greatest threat with help from Sam Flynn…
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #2:
An F22 streaks across the sky, coming under attack from an unidentified helicopter. The F22 shifts form into the Decepticon Starscream. He destroys the chopper’s rotors, but the chopper also transforms – into a jet that takes the ‘Con by surprise, downing him. As Starscream hits the floor, Miles Mayhem radios his troops to retrieve the robot and strip it of technology…
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #3:
A nondescript firehouse in New York. The four sleeping paranormal investigators within are awoken by a banging sound. Dr Peter Venkman opens the door and a withdrawn blond woman, bearing a hospital ID badge that reads “Dr Carol Anne Freeling” faints into his arms, muttering one word… ‘Kane’…
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #4:
Jake Sully swings through the trees on Pandora. He spots at the last second a triangle of red laser sight dots on his chest, and narrowly dodges an energy blast. For a brief instant he sees his attacker – an armoured 7ft tall alien with dreadlocks and a smooth silver face mask – before it shimmers into nothing. The hunt has begun.
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #5:
Judge Dredd is sent to investigate the disappearance of a Mega City diplomat en route to Mars. Upon arriving at the red planet, Dredd finds the abandoned UAC laboratory… and a strange portal. Dredd’s about to have one Hell of a day…
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #6
Australia, the aftermath of a nuclear war. No-one knows what has happened, or why. ‘Mad’ Max Rockatansky has settled in the desolate remains of Sydney, but is forced to lead a resistance when the instigators of the war finally land on Oz soil – and Skynet’s elite troops can’t be reasoned with, or bargained with…
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #7:
The Trimaxian Drone Ship has returned to Earth with an urgent plea for help from his former Navigator, David. Phaelon is under attack from a deadly alien race, but they’ve followed the ship to Earth. David, now Agent D of the Men In Black agency, must work with Agents J and K to defeat the threat to the planet!
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #8:
The INGEN corporation employs Graboid-hunting legend Burt Gummer in the ultimate pest control – taking down the escaped dinosaurs of Jurassic Park. Can the ludicrously well-armed Burt beat the beasties?
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #9
Eames and Arthur are in a dreamscape when they are attacked by the subconscious – in the form of Freddy Krueger
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #10:
The ‘A’ Team have gone underground. Corrupt US officials employ The Expendables to hunt down and stop the ‘A’ Team’s soldier-of-fortune activities. But Face discovers the US Governments plan to stop them includes wiping out the unpredictable Expendables team as well! Can the two maverick outfits resolve their differences and expose the politicians?
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #11:
Major “Dutch” Schaefer has retired to rural Kansas after his Central American encounter with an alien predator. As he starts to come to terms with his ordeal, an army of Crites land, seeking vengance for their comrades who were killed by alien bounty hunters a few years prior. Can Dutch take on another alien threat and survive?
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #12:
Chef Casey Ryback now works on the luxery cruise liner ‘Poseidon 2’. In a cruel twist of fate the vessel is capsized in a typhoon. Passenger Billy Peltzer’s honeymoon is ruined as his pet Gizmo is soaked in the downpour and the Gremlin carnage begins. Can Ryback save the survivors from the sinking ship and the Gremlin horde?
- Insane Crossovers That Have Yet To Happen #13:
Detroit detective Axel Foley has to track down his greatest threat yet – fugitive from justice Doctor Hannibal Lector…
That’s all I’ve come up with for the moment. Can you guys think of any other cool crossover-y goodness?